this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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