mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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