So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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