dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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