Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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