so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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