My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
