another moral hangover. fuck.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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