He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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