its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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