My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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