You work out of a Hotel?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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