This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
third nipple confirmed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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