her vagine was all disorganized.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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