Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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