Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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