haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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