How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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