Your tits are I can't wait for
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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