Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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