The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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