That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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