Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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