I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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