why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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