so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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