My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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