fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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