It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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