I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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