Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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