You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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