Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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