I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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