Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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