Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Randomize
