Sponge bath it is.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
