I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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