after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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