if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
