Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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