i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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