Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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