Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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