very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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