I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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