I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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