these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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