We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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