did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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