Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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