Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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