dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
