I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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