the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
