then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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