What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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