i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sorry about my life...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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