You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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