Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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