The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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