let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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